Mr. Chicken

• responsible
• nice
• rich
• predictable
• no back bone
• (CHACH)
  

Call me crazy and stupid like everyone else does, but I just am not feeling the heat. AT ALL. Some people are just so dillusional though. I am well aware that dating a Dr. who is putty in my hands, is every girls dream, but I am also not ever girl. I am arguably very smart, but mainly I am a dirty, dirty little slut.

I have to tolerate his losersque behavoir though because we unfortinately run in the same circle. I often have to sneak into a corner and inhale more than a few drinks just to hold back from slapping his stupid face back to reality.

Just when I thought I might give into the Chicken Dr...I imagined him naked. And thats when I realized that money isn't everything. And it sure as hell would not make me want to rub my fingers through the patches of frizzy pubes on his chest.