DIRTAYYY

What is a vaccuum?

I recently had a nightmare that a tiny dinosaur egg cracked open under my couch and a gooey taradactul looking creature started flying towards me in attack mode. (THIS IS TRUE)

I woke up, thought about the reality of the situation, debating if this could happen or not.Thats when I hauled my ass upstairs to sleep where it was clean and safe.

This is where I draw the line... I'm cleaning.