The other night I tradgically ended up on a double date sitting next to ChickenLittle (The Nerdy sDR.) yet again.
He was being his normal self So naturally I escaped to the bathroom front and then saw an old friend inside. After securing the stall, I shared a flask with her, and some other things. I don't know what in the fuck came over me at that point. By the time I opened my eyes she had managed to dig her tounge all the way down my throat. Romance in the pants I guess.
Her= Violater Me= Victim
In that 10 minutes I managed to get an incredible buzz and some girl on girl action.
With my reputation at stake I sat at the table classy and appropriate the rest of the evening next to the Chicken .
On the way out I saw that hot guy again and realized that he had a fuacking massive amount of hair. It was incredible, he looked like porcupine with a human body. He looks like he belongs to another species. What a douchebag.
The Gellin Fellin stumbled over to us to say bye. He and his hair approached and... Next thing I knew, my face was being attacked by giant prickers! It was...unexpected.
I leaned back and limbo'd my way out of the torture. Penis breathe was definitely drunk and I definitely didnt want my face licked.
I walked away so fast hand-in-hand with the farm animal I was on a date with. To make matters even more interesting, when we got to my car that Chicken tried to kiss me. His mouth was wide open and his eyes closed, I wished at that moment that I had a cock(I think you get what I mean)
But I dont have a cock. I have a vagina, a beautiful lovely vagina. So I turned my cheek, got in my car and did anything I could to get the fuck away.
My night was just like a Big Porno...
...IM A STAR.
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